Colby Farber sometimes makes masks out of pizza. She also cried when she found out she was this week's Ego. Often pant-less but always smiling, this goofy Mortar Board and Tabard senior is usually found at Allegro or facebook chatting her professors. She reflects on her undergrad adventures ... Like that time she chilled in the back of a cop car ...
Street: What don’t most people know about you? Colby Farber: I was captain of the boys' golf team in high school.
Street: There are two types of people at Penn … ? CF: Those who dress up for theme parties and those who don’t.
Street: Last purchase? CF: My second PennCard — it was my goal to graduate with the original so if whoever stole my bag last Thursday could slip my PennCard under my door I’d greatly appreciate it.
Street: Any guilty pleasures? CF: Wizards of Waverly Place and The Suite Life of Zach and Cody. Disney Channel knows quality TV.
Street: What was the cover of your Tabard pledging lunchbox? CF: My first one was Snoopy. It was stolen, so to intimidate potential thieves my next one was the devil in leather pants on a leopard carpet. No one messed with me after that.
Street: You’ve just arrived at your 10-year college reunion. What would people be most surprised to hear about you? CF: I’ve matured.
Street: If you could have a superpower for a day what would it be? CF: Hmm tough … if I could have a superpower forever I’d want to have the ability to speak any/every language. For one day I guess it would be fun to make myself a character in Mario Kart and drive through Locust all day throwing turtle shells and banana peels at people.
Street: Most memorable moment of your college experience thus far? CF: Taking a cop car from Charles Plaza (best Chinese food restaurant) when we couldn’t find a cab.
Street: What’s the best time to eat Allegro? CF: Trick question, there’s no bad time to step into that sanctuary.
Street: What song is playing when you walk into a room? CF: Any song sung by The Inspiration a capella group with Jordan singing, which is really awkward because he doesn’t know I’m his number 1 fan or who I am. Hey Jordan.
