Patrick Looby, a jolly giant, has had an obvious blast the past four years and hopefully in May will remember to close out his Smoke’s tab. This Kappa Sig BMOC can be seen slapping the bag or jamming to LFO but will always remain a dude’s bro.
Street: Why are you a BMOC? Patrick Looby: Probably because I’m usually drunk and dancing around like an idiot, so it made sense for AXO to let me do it in front of hundreds of people. Except, I usually don’t wear a wig and jean cutoffs … well, not most of the time.
Street: What don’t most people know about you? PL: I’m actually not that funny or interesting.
Street: There are two types of people at Penn ... ? PL: Those who are dude bros and those who aren’t dude bros.
Street: What does it feel like to tower over everyone else? PL: Well, I might be literally looking down at others, not just figuratively.
Street: Last purchase? PL: Four boxes of Franzia. But don’t worry, only three of them were blush because I’m a bro.
Street: Any guilty pleasures? PL: My favorite TV show is Sabrina the Teenage Witch, specifically when Salem the cat performs human activities … silly Salem, cats can’t talk!!!
Street: You’ve just arrived at your 10-year college reunion. What would people be most surprised to hear about you? PL: I still live with my freshman year roommate, Jacob Rosenberg, and we’re getting along just fine.
Street: If you could have a superpower for a day what would it be? PL: The ability to remember to close out my tab at the end of the night … then maybe Joe wouldn’t be so mad at me all the time.
Street: Tell us a wild story. PL: I recently participated in an undercover police sting operation at Marbar, don’t worry we got ‘em!
Street: Most memorable moment of your college experience thus far? PL: Alright so this one night I met up with some of the guys, we pregamed at the chapter house, then we went somewhere … I think we ended up at Smoke’s … I don’t really remember.
Street: What song is playing when you walk into a room? PL: “Summer Girls” by LFO. Because I’ll steal your honey like I stole your bike.
