The Loud Mouth This person is often found shouting obscene and unrelated comments to passersby. It’s almost as if she confuses flyering with a solo version of “The Penis Game.”

 

The One Who Would Rather Be Doing Literally Anything Else He's the one sitting on the curb, checking his Gmail. You see someone else from his group pass by and just sorta shake her head. This person is probably you.

 

The Super Excited Freshman He cannot! Believe! That he's flyering! On Locust Walk!! At Penn!!! He totally wrote about this in his supplement.

 

The Sad Puppy You can see it in her eyes. Rejection after rejection after rejection has taken its toll. She's empty shells of what she was a mere 26 minutes ago. You take a flyer out of pity, but you know in the end it won’t help. Some people just aren’t cut out for this business.

The Broken Record Food. Music. Come. GBM. Huntsman. Food. Music. Come. GBM. Huntsman.