Recipe: Chicken Will Not Give You An STD
Neanderthal man could kick your ass. He didn't eat salads from Fresh Grocer or drink square bottles of Fiji water. (Just so you know, the island of Fiji only has two exports: water and malaria. Keep drinking that high-class water--you'll get what's coming to you.) Neanderthal man wasn't prissy. He hunted for his meals. And after cooking up that Brontosaurus carcass in his cave, he was left with a pile of bones that made him feel savagely good. You know you've accomplished something when you're left with a pile of Dinosaur bones in your cave.