Campus Life
Boo-lancing Act: The Art of Balancing Parent's Weekend and Halloween
Making time for both Halloween and family doesn't have to be scary.
Civic Duty: An Agency of Change on Penn’s Campus
You've seen their upbeat chalkboard on Locust, but what's actually going on inside Civic House?
Overheards: 10.18.17
SWUG: “I’m going to cry and cum at the same time.”
Study Sommelier
Forget wine pairings: these are the work-drink combos necessary for midterm season.
The Ten Phases of Penn Plague
Which of you bastards did this to me?
Penn's Sceniest Administrator
Rush Chair or Admissions Dean? Hard to tell.
Overheards 10.11.17
Resigned WASP: “I stopped believing when God failed to answer my prayers for good dick.”
The World is Tough, But Women Are Great
We need more celebration—especially the celebration of some brilliant, accomplished, and super talented ladies.
Penn's Most Eligible Bachelorettes
Not all of the good catches are taken. They're probably just too cool for you.
I'm done hiding my sexuality to fit in.
For years, I have tucked my sexuality behind strands of my thick, blonde hair and the thread of preppy clothing.
We Are All Allegro
Plot twist: Allegro and Greek Lady are owned by the same family.
Every Kind of Freshman in the Club You Just Joined
Do less.
That's Such a Fucking Lie
We're here to catch you in all your hyperbolic glory
Why Is Everyone I Know Getting Married?
And more importantly, why does it freak me out so much?
Overheards: 10.4.17
True patriot: "I gave my first handjob on the Washington Monument."
High Achievers
Students give up smoke sessions for info sessions during the job search.
