Campus Life
Texts from Last Night: Spring Break Edition
(570): For a second I thought the dolphin was giving head to that guy at the bar.
Ego of the Week: Prashant Ramesh
When the Music Director of Penn Masala isn't getting stopped by fans on the street, he's getting stopped at airport security. TSA, WTF?
The "Not PV" Spring Breakers
There's more to spring break than passing out on a beach and throwing up before 3 p.m. Check out what Penn students did during the past week, and start planning your next SB2K17.
How to Detox from Spring Break
Address the irreparable damage you have done to your body and your self–image.
Why I Hate St. Patrick's Day
St. Patrick’s Day became a day to celebrate Irish heritage in the United States. Now, the day—and subsequently, the heritage—is indelibly tied to alcohol and its abuse.
Texts from Spring Break 2016
Submit your most ridiculous texts here.
Penn's Most Eligible Bachelors
You were wondering where the good ones were hiding. We're here to help.
What Type of Person You Are Based on Where You Camp Out During Midterms
Van Pelt Basement – You’re a Rosenparty regular. You like to SABS and procrastinate by saying hi to all of your acquaintances and whispering shouting at a table.
Overheards 02.25.16
Glaringly douchey frat bro on Locust: I have got to stop being so nice. Ya know, to girls that aren't hot and stuff.
Round Up 02.25.16
Highbrow hopes your week has gone swimmingly.
Ego of the Week: Kendra Carson and Maha Subramaniam
You can learn a lot from these two: including that clitorises can get erections too
I'm a Student–Athlete, and I Promise I'm Not Stupid
Sweating over my intelligence as an athletic recruit.
Ego of the Week: Nicolas Garcia
In between classes while you're trolling Facebook, Nicolas Garcia is garnering votes for his campaign for Florida State legislature.
Why I'm Up On Trump
Let's address the elephants in the room: Donald Trump, and why I support him.
Ten Penn Rejections You Face All the Time
In order from slightly annoying to absolutely heartbreaking, here are the ten Penn rejections you face all the time.
THE ROUND UP 02.18.16
It’s hard to imagine anything more humiliating than rubbing your genitals up on some random, red-faced freshman girl in front of her whole sorority, but ending up in the Round Up comes pretty close.
