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Top Ten Excuses for Skipping Class
You cut for the first time this semester! Here's why
Urban Nutrition Initiative's Pesto Pasta Primavera Recipe
Ego recommends this yummy dish!
Penn and Ink: Student Tattoo of the Week
Name: Theresa Picciallo Year: 2016 Major: Cinema Studies, Minor: Consumer Psych
Street Presents: The Best Bathrooms on Campus
Hover over the red dots to find more info on where you should be taking your potty breaks
Ego of the Week: Emilie Abrams
Emilie “spelled in a weird way because my family is from France” Abrams is the go–to girl for Urban Nutrition Initiative (UNI), studying PoliSci and East Asian Studies. She’s been around the world and back a few too many times—she just can’t keep her accents straight.
Penn and Ink: Student Tattoo of the Week
Name: Elee O’Neill Year: 2014 Major: Nursing Tattoos: She has three, all done in Philadelphia parlors
Accidental Pets at Penn
The Fun of a Furry Friend, Without the Responsibility!
Students Weigh in on Rush Process
What does recruitment actually mean?
Ego of the Week: Chirag Pathre
This Whartonite is in the business of funny: he’s a Mask and Wig cast member and serves on the exec board for the Performing Arts Council (PAC). When he’s not admiring Hugh Grant or entertaining the masses, he’s probably suspended upside down in mid-air.
McFeel the McBurn
This article was originally published as part of the joke issue on 12.5.2013 Look, it’s an objective fact that McDonald’s is best at at 3 a.m. Yet—hold on to your socks, ’cause this is going to blow your mind—everything at McDonald's contains calories.
Flirting at McDonald’s: The Guide You Never Knew You Needed
Let Ronald McDonald be the wingman beneath your wings. Order these items, and soon your crush will be begging for your Quarter Pounder.
Ego of the Week: Jameson Digby
This article was originally published as part of the joke issue on 12.5.2013 Jameson Digby is the man behind your 3 a.m.
Ego Presents: Things We Should Be Thankful For
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Ego of the Week: Monica Schechter
As co–president of Kite and Key and co–editor–in–chief of the Pennsylvania Punchbowl, Monica Schechter has to walk the line between being educational and funny every day. Her easy solution? Puns. Cat puns.
Van Pelt Dos and Don'ts
If you find yourself on a serious date with Van Pelt, there are a few rules you need to follow. It may not be as intimidating as Fisher Fine Arts, but VP definitely has its own etiquette. Don’t dress to impress, but don’t dress like a slob either. Van Pelt is probably one of the most SABS–y locations on campus when you’re getting your studying on.
Ego of the Week: The Men of BMOC
The boys of AXO’s annual philanthropy event, Big Man On Campus, are back. This year, they’re taller, they’re hairier and, let the record show, they’re all afraid of Dhamaka. Street: What makes you a true BMOC? Ben Slocum: Chest hair.
What Your Penn Gear Says About You
Now that the Penn Bookstore is about 90% apparel, Ego couldn’t help but wonder: Who’s buying all this? If that who is you, allow us to make some uniformed judgement.
Ego of the Week: Matthew Gould
Matthew Gould is the man behind the Quaker. Underneath the mask, this dairy farming enthusiast enjoys the “occasional” chick flick, is passionate about manatees and has touched the Gutt’s butt.
Puck Frinceton? How We Feel vs. How They Feel
Penn’s school spirit is never more evident than when ragging on our rival, Princeton. Or should we say, “rival?” We knew Princeton wouldn’t reciprocate our contentious feelings, but the big shocker: it doesn’t seem like Penn kids care, either.
