1. Study in Pottruck. Being that close to people exercising will probably rub off on you.

2. Bring every textbook you own everywhere you go. Oh, your bros are lifting 220 these days? Try Math 170, Chem 100 and Psyc 001.

3. Stop going to class. We hear getting enough sleep does wonders for the metabolism, and that nine a.m. recitation in DRL certainly isn’t helping.

4. Help a pledge carry a basket to some lucky sorostitute–little. Unless her big doesn’t love her, you’ll definitely tone those arm muscles.

5. Love drinking games?  Try a workout game. Substitute pushups for shots, crunches for chugging and burpees for slapping the bag.

6. Do a juice cleanse. As in, cleanse your house of juice by throwing a party and using whatever you’ve got as chasers.

7. Plan a cold–weather vacation. Everyone looks good under six layers of ski gear.

8. Stop cabbing home when it’s under 10 blocks.

9. Move to a higher floor in a building without an elevator. Forget things frequently.

10. Cook whatchu want, eat whatchu want. Ur beautiful just the way u r <3