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Dear Diary
As you know, this Saturday is my Super Sweet 16.
Open Letter From Upset Parents
Dear Mr. and Mrs. Saperstein, We are writing to you as friends, neighbors and upset parents.
Tweet of the Week: 12.2.2014
Congrats to last week's winner: Spencer Winson! @pency23: I sincerely hope people get my sense of humor and understand my selfies are all about self promotion and narcissism.
When Justice is Shot
“A system cannot fail those who it was never meant to protect.” -W. E. B. DuBois
True Life: I Hate Thanksgiving
Thanksgiving is the ultimate culmination of fall. It comes just after the official beginning of winter and it rings in the holiday season.
The Downtown Boycott
There are benefits to ditching the scene and finding fulfilling activities outside the realm of bouncers and bartenders.
Overheards 11.20.2014
Sophomore boy: Between going to class and working out I don’t really have time for anything else.
Tweet of the Week: 11.18.2014
Congrats to last week's winner: reilly martin @reilly_grace: I stole toilet paper from a bistro last night bc our airbnb in Paris doesn't have any- so yeah, I know a little bit about "the struggle."
What's Your Insta Identity?
If you don’t have an Instagram bio, we assume you don’t have a personality. Highbrow pulled some examples from Penn students to see how they present themselves.
Word on the Street: Closeted Pride
The summer before coming to Penn, I would have considered myself halfway out of the closet.
The Round Up 11.13.2014
To all who have tried to label Penn as the #1 party school or the most insecure Ivy: bitch, you don’t know my life.
Overheards 11.13.2014
Concerned sophomore: I’m really nervous about passing out in a bush tomorrow. Harvest bartender: You hit the tip of my wiener. Sassy senior: Mom, you need to stop captioning your photos with #yolo. Judgmental SDT sister: She totally waxes her own back.
The Round Up 11.06.2014
Quakers, you never seem to let us down. Here are some of Hallocoming’s highlights.
Older, Not Wiser
4 a.m. fears rarely stand to reason in the morning light. The irrational insecurities that race through your brain, colliding like cars on the Autobahn, slow down as the sun comes up.
Word on the Street: Bursting the Penn Bubble
Penn students could all benefit from being a little less afraid of our neighborhood.
The Round Up 10.30.14
It’s Hallo-coming at Penn this weekend, so in the spirit of the holiday, remember: a haunted house may scare you, but being in the Round Up will haunt you forever.
