The unleashing of I Love the 90's. Remember flannel? Thank you VH1 for catapulting me back into post-traumatic stress syndrome. I'm just not ready to talk about it yet.

-- Nickie Huang

Every episode of Real World Philly. Does nothing exciting ever happen on that show? Admit it, you only watch it because it takes place in Philly and makes our city look all pretty.

-- Alexandra Chalat

Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie dressing up some poor little girl in Tammy Faye-esque makeup and street-whore clothes on Simple Life 2. Plus, wearing Pucci headscarves for an entire season makes you look nouveau.

-- Clare O'Connor

The premiere of Laguna Beach. We get it, rich suburbs exist. A show called "Tulsa" would be more entertaining than this crap.

-- Grant Ginder

Janet Jackson's Breast. If you wanted to see old boobs at football games all you have to do is watch Pat Summerall and John Madden.

-- Corey Hulse

Abe and Coral in love on Real World/Road Rules Battle of the Sexes, because damn it people, haven't you realized those things never work out? Except Rachel and Sean, which makes me sick.

--Eugenia Salvo

Ashlee Simpson's lip-synch screw-up on SNL. Obviously no one ever bothered to teach Ashlee the stage maxim, "The show must go on." After performing what could only be described as a five-second jig, Ashlee runs off stage, proving to the world what a hack she truly is.

-- Clayton Neuman

Outback Jack. There's the sneaking suspicion that "Jack" was neither from the outback, nor straight...

--Ilena Parker