Design Is Their Passion: "I'll be honest. I find Comic Sans kind of soothing."
Expectation: "You have cocaine on your lip."
Reality: "No, that's pimple cream."
Anytime I Hear Something Unpleasant: "Is this about Camila Cabello?"
The Final (SWUG) Boss: "The only scar I have is from Two Friends at NOTO. Is that embarrassing?"
Me Explaining My Internal Monologue: "I must be obsessed with myself in order to survive."
