Frosh Brat: Yeah, we're going to PiKapp at 4000 Pine Street. I heard they have alcohol there.

 

Dude 1: Are you going to Made in America

Dude 2: No, I'm going to get milk.

 

Obvious freshman outside of Pike: My dad told me Pike is the best fraternity at Penn. We should go there!

 

High girl: Cool ranch flavored toothpaste, that's the dream.

 

JAP: Oh my God, my mom just posted the best TBT.