Older girl talking to younger girl at Saxbys: “When it comes to dating at Penn, my advice is to just give up”

Sad man in trucker hat: “I don’t understand childhood trauma because it doesn’t seem to have stopped.”

Genuinely frustrated guy in Houston Hall: “Literally, Finland is a hoax. Like Finland isn’t real.”

Dehydrated VSCO girl: “I used to not like water, but then I got a Hydroflask, and...”

Guy, conserving water: “I haven’t showered in a while so actually this rain is a good thing.”

Museum aficionado: "The taxidermy is so questionable!"