Romance Language professor: “Start with a lot of passion in your relationships because it will go downhill! Just saying!”
Lover (of etiquette): “I really don't want to relay my anal sex life to the tour group next to us.”
Just got her Russian test back: “Being roasted by someone from the Soviet Union is not fun."
Aspiring OBGYN: “She’s always cold. I think it’s because she was a preemie.”
Has bangs and wants you to know about it: "I’m not afraid of anything, because now I’ve got bangs."