Leonardo Da Pression: “It’s like The Last Supper but depressing and in Commons.”
Erewhon Apologist: “If my smoothie doesn’t have moss in it, I don’t want it.”
On his eighth glass of milk: “Do I track my macros? No, I just try to eat as much good shit as possible.”
Confusing hunting with gathering: “I thought an antelope was a fruit.”
Life after the dining plan: “You say you cook, but all I see are cut up peaches and lettuce.”
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This month: super stylists, super villains, and super sloppy top.
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