Soft Swinger: “He’s a Mormon, but he hits different.”

Believes That Violence Is Sometimes the Answer: “I am gonna stab my way to material success.”

Harry Styles Stan: “Some day I will find all of your nipples, little man.”

Massachusetts Sober: “I don’t do weed, I just drink. I’m the opposite of California sober.”

Proto–Furry: “Does anyone want to feed me like a hamster with a tube?”