Soft Swinger: “He’s a Mormon, but he hits different.”
Believes That Violence Is Sometimes the Answer: “I am gonna stab my way to material success.”
Harry Styles Stan: “Some day I will find all of your nipples, little man.”
Massachusetts Sober: “I don’t do weed, I just drink. I’m the opposite of California sober.”
Proto–Furry: “Does anyone want to feed me like a hamster with a tube?”
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This month: super stylists, super villains, and super sloppy top.
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