Campus Life
The 9 Most Memorable Quotes from Rush Convocation
Meghan Gaffney, the Associate Director of the Office of Fraternity and Sorority Life, had some words of wisdom to this year's 632 PNMs last Tuesday night.
The Round Up 1.22.2015
New year, new Highbrow—watch out baby Quakes, we are no longer on social probation. Your vacation tans will fade as quickly as your New Years resolutions, and Highbrow will be here to document all of your debauchery.
New Year, New Places
Along with those abroad juniors appearing back on campus, here are some (slightly more) exciting additions.
How to: Scheme Your Way to an Up-Grade
There’s nothing worse than waking up to a CITsender email in your inbox while on break. Penn InTouch is lagging and you’re trying to anticipate how much of a blow your Orgo grade will be to your GPA. Have no fear. Ego is here
On Getting Cut
When you get to Penn, you hear a million things about sorority rush. One girl says it’s the best thing she ever did, while another didn’t even think about trying it. One girl realized it wasn’t for her and dropped out, while another found her best friends. The one thing you won’t hear is what the girl who got cut has to say. I'm that girl.
Ego of the Week: Patrick Del Valle
When this Whartonite isn’t saving Penn traditions as a member of Class Board, you’ll find him Instagram stalking the shit out of you or doing McNasty things at any and all fast food restaurants
Top 10: Sentences You Heard During Rush
It may be called "rush," but here are ten sentences you hear in conversation that make you wonder why it's not called "slow."
60 New Year’s Resolutions for 2015
We asked real Penn students to tell us their 2015 New Year’s resolutions. Here’s what they said...
Tweet of the Week: 12.16.2014
Congrats to last week's winner: Xandria James @XandriaJames "Shut up. You're 22 and you're still talking about bat mitzvah money as a source of income." Honestly nothing surprises me anymore #Penn
Tweet of the Week: 12.9.2014
Congrats to last week's winner: teresa dula @terens55: "The scene is real, and it's now, and it's right outside huntsman smoking a cigarette"
Dress Code
Don’t just dress to impress; dress to dazzle! It’s my party, so let me tell you what to wear. Obviously, I need to be the hottest, but you can be lukewarm!
Dear Diary
As you know, this Saturday is my Super Sweet 16.
Open Letter From Upset Parents
Dear Mr. and Mrs. Saperstein, We are writing to you as friends, neighbors and upset parents.
Party Planning Cheat Sheet
In case you’re stuck for ideas, borrow one of ours.
Sweet 16 of the Week: Savannah from Season 5
This Jungle Queen hails from the OC. We “sat down with her” before and after her shindig to get the inside scoop. Disclaimer: While we made up the context, the words are Savannah’s very own.
Tweet of the Week: 12.2.2014
Congrats to last week's winner: Spencer Winson! @pency23: I sincerely hope people get my sense of humor and understand my selfies are all about self promotion and narcissism.
When Justice is Shot
“A system cannot fail those who it was never meant to protect.” -W. E. B. DuBois
