Campus Life
The Round Up: 10.23.2014
Attention: The R&B sensation, Usher, has graced Penn’s campus this week. He gave Highbrow his blessing to keep sharing West Philly’s juiciest gossip.
So You Want to Be Mr. or Ms. Penn: Ego tries bodybuilding
Do you even lift?
True Life: I'm A Low–Key Drug Dealer
They say that the best drug dealers don’t look like drug dealers. As an upper–middle–class white girl, my little side business has lifted more than a few eyebrows. But I’m no Walter White—I’m just a low–key drug dealer.
Overheards 10.16.2014
Confused GDI: Whatever, dude, it doesn’t matter half of the class is in A’s so we’re gonna do well.
Eating Up Our Time
There’s no denying that at a school like Penn every minute is working overtime, and even then there never seems to be enough time.
The Round Up: 10.16.14
Welcome back, Baby Quakes. Did you miss us? Fall break doesn’t mean a break from gossip. What happens in Vegas, doesn’t stay in Vegas? Sorry, seniors.
Ego of the Week: Kay Lu
All hail Madame President (of Mortar Board), a comm and cinema studies major from Hong Kong. When she’s not publicizing the Vagina Monologues, she’s dreaming of Hollywood.
Top 10: Procrastinators in Van Pelt
If you’ve been by everyone’s favorite library lately, chances are, you’ve met these frenemies.
In Defense of Meh
Think again—these places have (some) perks, too.
Letter from the Editor: 10.16.14
Sometimes I hear people tell stories, or read them in magazines
How Far Is It: The Compass to Trader Joe's
Came back from fall break to an empty fridge? Trader Joe's is right across the bridge.
Overheards 10.02.2014
Dumb girl in Houston: I need to take an Adderall to get through an episode of “Scandal.”
The Round Up: 10.02.14
Midterms suck, but don’t worry, little ones, fall break is right around the corner. In the mean time, put down your coffee because Highbrow has the best stimulant on campus—gossip.
Quidditch for Muggles
In case you were confused how this magical sport is played at Penn, Ego explains the rules.
You're a Wizard, Harry
For the majority of my generation, the Harry Potter series conjures memories of magical childhood nights lined up outside of Barnes and Noble and heated debates about which Hogwarts house you would be in.
Ego of the Week: Jordan Holmes
Sig Nu brother Jordan is all about Penn pride. Whether working it as the mascot or cheering with Red and Blue Crew, he never misses a game. Off the field/court, he’s chief of Carriage (the LGBT senior society), a Pennacle leader, and an architect-in-training. And BTW—he’s technically a varsity cheerleader.
Ego Investigates: Penn Quidditch
Saturdays at 2:00 p.m. are for chasing friends around on broomsticks.
Top 10 Things to Do With Fallen Leaves
They’ll be everywhere soon enough.








