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7 Spots to Revive Whenever Spring Decides to Come
Remember the Schulykill?
Overheards 4.3.2018
Preprofessional Fuckboi: “Meeting for job opportunities, but also interested in blowjob opportunities.”
Overheards 3.28.2018
Quad Guard: "Remember to stay warm! Me and Captain Morgan are going sailing as soon as I get home."
Guess That Campus Bathroom!
See if you can recognize these bathroom tiles from around Penn.
How Often Does Penn Talk About Sex?
Penn's sex related stats.
Pottruck Decoded
Here's what really happens in the 3rd floor studio.
Overheards 3.21.2018
Functional fashion–forward bro: "I might fuck around and get a blanket scarf."
St. Patrick's Day Drinking Games
Need some help celebrating this Paddy's? Street's got you covered.
Overheards 3.14.2018
Woke Spring Breaker: “We went to a bikini contest on international women’s day.”
Oscar Mad Libs
Don't have a speech for the Academy? Street's got you covered.
Overheards 2.28.2018
Wharton Professor: “Don’t do drugs, kids. Or at least don’t fail your drug tests.”
Street's Olympics Drinking Game
Because athletes in spandex isn't exciting enough.
The Definitive Guide to Van Pelt Basement
Street's got your late night study session covered.
Overheards 2.21.2018
RELS Professor: "Heroin is awesome! Don't judge it 'til you try it."
Overheards 2.14.2018
Inquisitive Gay: “When everyone was yelling about ‘big dick Nick,’ I was like ‘this is the most excited I’ve ever seen straight men get about a penis’.”
Flow Chart: Keep or Drop That Class
Drop it like it's hot
Overheards: 2.7.2018
Statesman Reader: "This is so funny! I mean, this is sarcastic, right?"
