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Street's Approval Matrix of Penn
See what made the cut.
Overheards 1.31.2018
Kid upon seeing the Pee Statue: "Oh my god, it's Isaac Newton."
Overheards 1.24.2018
GEOL 125 Student: "There's only one rock I care about, and it's Kid Rock."
Overheards 1.17.18
Huntsman Realist: “I can leave my coat here. These people are more likely to steal my econ notes than my jacket.”
Winners and Losers of 2017
Event Observers, halal trucks, and the ozone layer—who took an L and who came out on top?
How to Kick Ass at Smokes' Quizzo
Take some inspiration from Sun Tzu's Art of War.
Overheards: 11.29.2017
Modern–day Don Juan: “I’m not a heartbreaker, I’m a dick provider.”
Deconstructing the Sophomore Slump
Second–year rough patch or comeback of the year?
Student Who "Wants an Easy Class" Will Take One on Community Engagement
And it counted for a Sector Requirement!
A Drinking Game for Your Housing Search
Prepare to slap the bag.
Your Parents' Passive Aggressive Thanksgiving Platitudes, Decoded
Just tell us how many STDs you have.
Overheards: 11.15.17
Traditionalist: “I’m saving anal for marriage.”
Annual "Avoid Your Students When They Desperately Need You" Advisor Conference Under Way
What a coincidence!
Highbrow Can't Even: Slow Walkers
Please, cut the bullshit.
Penn Announces "Campus Denial of Real Issues" Event to Eliminate All Responsibility
What mental health problems?
Overheards 11.8.17
Young Lucille Bluth at Copa: "I love how mean I get when I drink!"
