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Crime on Campus: By the Numbers

*Welcome to Lowbrow. This is all fake.*

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Lowbrow's Weekly Links: 2.23.2014

It's been both a good (premiere of the new Tonight Show) and bad (APES "uptown" promo vid) week for comedy.

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Top Ten Best Finds on Etsy

Lowbrow’s selling some top–notch art.

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DIY: Dreamcatcher

What you’ll need: Yarn Feathers Beads Craft pom–poms Wood hoop Scissors $29.99 Directions: 1.Lay out your materials on a table.

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Lowbrow Asks: Is It Art?

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Contrapposto

Taking a stance on that bottle collection on top of your cabinet.

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Lowbrow's Weekly Links: 2.16.2014

Whether you're celebrating Team USA or mourning the death of Flappy Bird, we've got you covered with this week's dose of whimsical web wonder #alliteration. Everyone's praising "Frozen" for defying the Disney norms, but it turns out it's not alway happily ever after for the princesses who found love (in some pretty hopeless places too). Check out Disney Couples Therapy. The Colbert Report has had top—notch Olympics coverage done by Scott Thompson's Buddy Cole character from "The Kids in the Hall." He gives Sochi some much–needed realness. In honor of last week's Penis Monologues and the passing of our favorite past-time, play a round of Flappy Dong. It's either that or back to Candy Crush. Yeah, you've probably already seen it on Facebook, but Shoshi Games  is still perfect in every way.

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Hot or Not List

HOT Latte from Mark’s Cafe Manhole at 37th and Walnut Shake Shack ‘Shroom burger Smokestack thing in front of the Love Statue Pottruck sauna 34th Street offices NOT Coffee from my Keurig Manhole at 38th and Walnut Yogorino Snow slush Penn Park Silent Study Center in Williams

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The Penis Monologues

The Penis Monologues hopes to raise awareness of the true struggle that comes with being a cis–gendered straight male at Penn and will be holding auditions tonight in JMHH 202.

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Penn Missed Connections

Treadmill Hottie m4w–20  Pottruck You were on the treadmill next to me on the third floor of Pottruck.

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Lowbrow's Weekly Links: 2.9.2014

LOL to the max

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TBT 2004: College Sophomore's Wish List

1. Pink Motorola Razr 2.

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TBT 2002: Point/Counterpoint on Ritz Bits

You know you had a favorite.

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TBT: In Other News...

Headlines throughout history

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TBT 1872: Fashion Trends

1. hoop skirts   2.

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TBT 1999: Engineering Senior's Saturday—Dispatch

8:14 a.m.: Mom wakes me up late for my soccer game, ugh, not again. 8:20 a.m.: I’m coo–coo for Cocoa Puffs®, but of course I only got to eat one bowl. 8:31 a.m.: Just made it to my soccer game, thank goodness my Heelys® got me there in time! 9:12 a.m.: Tim’s mom brought Capri Suns® and Kudos® bars for the post–game snack.

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TBT 2007: Wharton Junior's Bar Mitzvah—An Infographic



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Top 10 Words and Phrases to Use in Your Resume

1. the 2. my time in a high–security prison 3.

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Lowbrow's Weekly Links: 2.2.2014

Laughs on laughs on laughs

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An Open Letter to Penn OCR Participants

Dear wannabes, You know, I was one of you not long ago. Dropping resumes left and right, dropping acid at fling and dropping science classes to keep my GPA artificially high.

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