Walking down Locust:
Wharton Sophomore: I think Spruce to Walnut constitutes a long distance relationship. I don’t do long distance.
Chilling in Hill field:
Sorority Gal: If I had known this was going to be our spring collection, I wouldn’t have joined this sorority.
Jamming out to Snoop: Girl in the mosh pit: Where’d Shannon go?
Guy in the mosh pit: Oh, back up in the stands with the rest of the blue collars.
Outside of Gia:
Flungover Girl: My mom bought me control top tights. Do you think she's trying to make a point?