Judgemental douche: No were not dating. She’s an art major. I don’t date art majors, they don’t leave their rooms.
One girl to two others on Locust: I’ve only dated Arieses before. I’m a little nervous.
Paranoid-looking guy in front of the Radian: Mom, all I want when I get home for break is a shot of Patrón and a protein shake.
