Betch 1: These are my “I don’t give a shit” pants.
Betch 2: Yeah, I can tell.
Girl in denim jacket: Guys, I went to Pilam, and I felt so cool ’cause I was wearing denim, and it wasn’t even on my legs.
Sorority girl: I’m sorry, I know we’re, like, all supportive of each other… but, like, why?
Guy in ethics class: Yeah, I actually shoplifted the textbook.
Engineer: “Breaking Bad” is definitely better than sex.