Betch 1: These are my “I don’t give a shit” pants.

Betch 2: Yeah, I can tell.


Girl in denim jacket: Guys, I went to Pilam, and I felt so cool ’cause I was wearing denim, and it wasn’t even on my legs.


Sorority girl: I’m sorry, I know we’re, like, all supportive of each other… but, like, why?


Guy in ethics class: Yeah, I actually shoplifted the textbook.


Engineer: “Breaking Bad” is definitely better than sex.


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