AXO girl: Can we try and be scene–y for five minutes?
Ginger outside of Pod: Freshman year we had a contest to find our ugliest friend on Facebook. I entered pictures of myself from ninth grade and they didn’t know it was me, and I won.
Sorority girl: So if the government shuts down, how exactly will this affect me?
Freshman: Oh my god, Sigma Nu is, like, the hottest fraternity.
Hipster guy: So… how wealthy are your parents? Hipster girl: …wealthy.
