Sceney Bitch: I’m done with this life of excess I lead. I’m going to become a monk.
Sophomore Musical Theater Boy: If Marcus fucks up this tap number one more time, I will slice his throat open. I’ve done it before, so help me god.
Pretty girl in Metro: I hope no one finds out I’m a lizard–person.
Athlete: *I wanna dance with somebody plays*
AXO in Van Pelt: Hamster is a weird word. Hamp-ster. Ham-ster.