Welcome back bitches. But this isn’t the dog park anymore. This week Highbrow got a little too drunk (also the oxycotin didn’t help). Now Lowbrow’s writing the (G)Round Up. Buckle the fuck down while we lay some gossip on you. #bark We know how you guys like puns, so dogs....umm, dogs.
We heard that Jeff forgot to bring a pen to Psych100, so he had to write with a sharpie instead. Sounds like permanent disaster to us. He could have asked someone for a Penn, but everyone uses a computer in that class. Like, everyone is on Facebook. Scandal.
Enough about classes; lets party! Two freshman girls went to a frat party and maybe drank a little too much. One reportedly said “I think I’m gonna vomit,” but didn’t actually vomit. It's important to count your drinks. Don't have over 1 drink an hour. Have fun, but be safe. Lowbrow is sick to our stomachs just thinking about over–indulging.
Speaking of drunk, sources tell us that some boys decided to go a little drunk to a SAC–funded event even though alcohol was expressly prohibited. Luckily, the frat boys were so impressed by the talent at the Glee show that they respectfully decided to not heckle for the sake of their good friends. Lowbrow’s a respectful level of drunk just thinking about it
A girl slipped on the ice today walking to class. I guess you could say it was a slippery situation. Our sources say that a boy in SAE helped her up and said, “Are you okay? That looked like it hurt.” She thought he was cute, but she was embarrassed. She said, "it's fine." Bruised butts and bruised egos aside, the pair never spoke again.
Lowbrow has never been to a party. This was harder than we thought. #bark
