1. I don't think I have eaten beets in like 4 years.
  2. Am I getting enough potassium?
  3. Banana phone
  4. I will never be Batman at this rate.
  5. Money trees are very shade and that's how I'll feel... what song is that?
  6. I wonder if the humans will ever figure out I am just a dog wearing a hat?
  7. Climax is a weird word.
  8. I shouldn't call Jessica. She did set my clothes on fire, but she was so hot... much like that fire. Lol. I am so funny. I wish someone could hear my inside my head jokes. 
  9. Why am I so itchy?
  10. Def going to call Jessica. Where the fuck is my phone charger? 

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