Judgmental girl in Huntsman: That is such a you story.
Guy: Why?
Girl: Because you fuck up.

Guy in VP: I'm trying to buy a GSR for Theos.

Lost girl on 17th and Walnut Streets: We're almost at the Empire State Building.

Best Boss Ever: I don't care if my employees come to work high.

Overzealous Polisci Major: The only thing I want to do in this life is not be a communist.

Girl Setting Back Feminism Several Hundred Years: I need a boyfriend so he can do my taxes. 


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