First one to get five in a row wins.
Drop it like it's hot
Scientific stats on your favorite study spot.
See what made the cut.
Hide your kids, hide your wifi, we rounded up all of the best off–campus network names.
Please, love your liver.
Please, cut the bullshit.
I–banking or Bankers?
Hurrah! Hurrah! Penn-syl-va-ni-a!
Bruh, move down a tier.
You can feel good about eating pizza for once.
Rush Chair or Admissions Dean? Hard to tell.
This isn't healthy.
Let the pumpkin spice begin.
Now that NSO is over and we're all bored in class with syllabus week, we should take a look at one dorm 505 Penn students call home: Hill.