Every year we’re stunned by Penn students’ sheer inability to submit funny shoutouts. Since you never learn, we’re making an example of some particularly heinous submissions. We’re not laughing with you, we’re laughing at you.
College hookups can be messy, wrought with hurt feelings, murky motives, and usually, more than a few drinks. Here’s how Penn students are using dating apps to avoid all the shit that comes with getting laid.
I would like to say that I’ve grown out of my Disney Channel Original Movie (DCOM) phase, but I have to be honest, movies like Halloweentown and Luck of the Irish will get me every time. As part of a generation that worships worshipped boy bands and Beanie Babies, the DCOM has a special place in my heart.