For those of you who weren't at the poetry reading dedicated to Biopond -- held this past week at the Kelly Writers House -- 34th Street presents a selection of the presented poetry. An Ode to Biopond Oh, Biopond You fill my days with sweet smoke. Sometimes, when I take a hit, I cough so hard I choke. I buy weed until I'm broke. It's healthier than coke. -- Potty McPott Why I Love Biopond Roses are red, Violets are blue, Biopond, I love you. -- Wesley Pipes A Haiku to Biopond Biopond beautiful Hard to write many pretty haiku When stoned from bong rips. -- Whitney Houston Untitled child! grown to man clouds like cars hurt your head -- Cheech I'm a Sensitive Young Poet As a young man I Rode in cars Climbed fences And trees. I ran from RA's And I brought a bowl to biopond. Sat with my girlfriend. Oh, why do you still tempt me so? Your eyes were so blue, The smoke was so grey. Can everyone feel my pain? Seriously. I find it helps me to get girls When I write poetry about how sad I am. Too bad that with it I fucked up Biopond for everyone The cops will come now. -- Arty Farty A Response to the Haiku to Biopond I'll smack you, woman I swear to God that I will Stupid getting caught with drugs. -- Bobby Brown More Haiku to Biopond Psychic Friends Network Couldn't predict I would get busted Least it was good shit. -- Dionne Warwick In da Biopond Go! Go! Go shorty! It's your birthday! We gonna party like it's your birthday! We gonna go to Biopond like it's your birthday! And you know we don't give a fuck! It's not your birthday! -- Random drunk girl in Billybob's Harmless? I thought TV lie But now I cry I smoked weed Now I'm pregnant, yes indeed. -- Penn Freshman

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