Spanish man dies after attaching a battery to his penis -- Really, it's not my bag, baby. Defendant moons judge after being sentenced to eight years in prison for aggravated assault -- Apparently, he had dropped the soap. Former prostitutes want to turn Mustang Ranch into museum -- And yes, admission will be by the hour. The Daily Pennsylvanian puts out joke issue filled with hilarious inaccuracies -- Except this time, it was on purpose. Restaurant owner arrested for offering 17-year-old waitress $1,000 to sleep with him -- And you thought we wouldn't have a pedophile joke this week. Geraldo Rivera expelled from Iraq for giving away details of military operation, says that MSNBC is making up the story to get back at him -- My god, this might affect the reputation of both Geraldo Rivera and Fox News. Washington State lawmakers introduce resolution asking people to boycott French wines in favor of Washington State wines -- Said those Washington State lawmakers, "All the free samples had nothing to do with our decision to make total asses of ourselves"

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