New polls find mixed support for wiretaps. However, argument complicated by fact that analysis obtained through wiretapping.
Five Penn SEAS Departments labeled "deficient." P. Diddy warns Penn SEAS: "become less deficient or die."
Doctor chosen for Cornell's 12th president. First on agenda: creation of Facebook group, "I am a doctor and was chosen to be the 12th president of Cornell University, Bitch."
Climate expert says NASA tried to silence him. Valerie Plame laughs at irony.
Exxon Mobil sets profit record with $36 billion. It also set slaughtered wildlife record with as many licks as it takes to get to center of a tootsie pop. R.I.P. Mr. Owl.
Microsoft plans to put the poor online through cell phone. For more information, please log on to www.ialsocan'taffordacellphonejackass.net.
Rice admits U.S. underestimated Hamas' strength. Bush miscorrects Condi's misdiction.
Federer wins second Australian Open. In celebration, he decides to add another "er" to end of name.
Penn Professors join facebook. Students offered extra credit for friendship confirmation, poking and humorous wall posts.
Penn students look online to find out-of-print books. Publishing industry sues sophomore for illegal downloading of environmental science text.
In war on bird flu, U.N. looks to recruit killer army. GIs Hawk, Sparrow and Emu report for predatorial duty.
James Frey kicked out of Oprah Bookclub for lying in memoirs. Exclusive interview with beleaguered Frey coming soon on "The Oprah Winfrey Show"
