Aside from a few loose puns here and there, there is nothing funny about anal sex. Actually, those puns might not be loose. Anal sex has been practiced by a large number of the human population in both homosexual and heterosexual relations throughout history, yet the subject remains taboo in the year 2006; it is still perceived as a major cultural and sexual subversion.

As the sexperts of Ego and part of Penn's sexually liberated elite, we want to debunk this taboo. There are only so many ways to do the deed, so you might as well experiment. It feels good, it's different; stay open-minded and try it. Aren't we all taught to put our prejudices aside?

This often-untapped nexus of pleasure has capabilities beyond your wildest dreams. In men the key organ of interest is the prostate, whereas in women it is the rectum itself. Many of the same types of nerves found in the clitoris are found in the anus and rectum as well: fun for everyone! In short, erotic play, involving oral as well as manual stimulation to both the anus and rectum, can greatly enhance sex.

We've compiled a few steps to ensure a sensual anal session with your partner in crime -- if you can manage to broaden your mind and relax your muscles.

1 Planning: Broaching this taboo subject is crucial before doing the deed. Bring the topic up in advance, preferably in a sober state of mind. It's a sensitive subject and both partners need to be comfortable with the idea before plunging.

2 Prep time: This is very important for the receiving side. "Stretch" the situation out beforehand; prod and pry. This also relaxes the receiver. Communicate at all times, take it slow and enjoy exploring this new realm of pleasure.

3 The day has finally arrived: Clear the way. Bran for breakfast anyone? Hygiene is a major concern regarding booty play.

4 Slip & Slide: You have got to bring your own grease. Stick with good ol' K-Y Jelly.

5 The AP: For the backdoor beginner you'll want to start off in a spooning position.

After you've got first base covered, the possibilities are endless and part of the scintillating adventure. Experiment -- you can't go wrong as long as you trust each other.

If the above is too tame for you think Toys 'R' Us ... go online. From beads to plugs to wands, just be sure you use plenty of water-based lubricant to ease the way. So lie back and enjoy. Grease up and delve!