Friday
8:51 p.m.: Al! I'm so dumb I've been so out of touch. How are youuu? Xox
Midterms steal souls.
8:55 p.m.: Haha wrong number how goes it? I'm going to prob be at penn wednesday
Message from ex-summer hookup I haven't spoken to since July. Last time I spoke to him, he told me he hated me.
10:06 p.m.: What freaks. I think I may have to get out of bed and watch it
I was really excited about a Discovery Channel show featuring a converted Amish family with 12 children named after all the characters of "Fiddler on the Roof." It was riveting.
10:33 p.m.: Just repeat: I AM GREAT, I AM GREAT.
Pre-interview pep talk text from my Dad.
11:34 p.m.: Give her a good knock in the hipbone for me.
Mutual distaste for a girl who attempted to cut me in line at Smoke's.
11:44 p.m.: Beeker and bunsen honeydew are here but no sign of hot dog.
You mean you don't have code names for everyone? Please.
11:49 p.m.: I found a penncard on the floor and its yours! Where are you??
Drunk.
Saturday
1:12 a.m.: Is the muffin man there yet?
I know the muffin man.
4:54 p.m.: The salesman wrote a note or you and i got the same hat
I directed a fellow South Street shopper to the sickest hat store on the planet. Told him to say he knew me and ask for the PLD (pretty lady discount).
Sunday
3:28 p.m.: How are u feeling?
Regretting I ever taught my Mom how to text.
