8:51 p.m.: Al! I'm so dumb I've been so out of touch. How are youuu? Xox

Midterms steal souls.

8:55 p.m.: Haha wrong number how goes it? I'm going to prob be at penn wednesday

Message from ex-summer hookup I haven't spoken to since July. Last time I spoke to him, he told me he hated me.

10:06 p.m.: What freaks. I think I may have to get out of bed and watch it

I was really excited about a Discovery Channel show featuring a converted Amish family with 12 children named after all the characters of "Fiddler on the Roof." It was riveting.

10:33 p.m.: Just repeat: I AM GREAT, I AM GREAT.

Pre-interview pep talk text from my Dad.

11:34 p.m.: Give her a good knock in the hipbone for me.

Mutual distaste for a girl who attempted to cut me in line at Smoke's.

11:44 p.m.: Beeker and bunsen honeydew are here but no sign of hot dog.

You mean you don't have code names for everyone? Please.

11:49 p.m.: I found a penncard on the floor and its yours! Where are you??



1:12 a.m.: Is the muffin man there yet?

I know the muffin man.

4:54 p.m.: The salesman wrote a note or you and i got the same hat

I directed a fellow South Street shopper to the sickest hat store on the planet. Told him to say he knew me and ask for the PLD (pretty lady discount).


3:28 p.m.: How are u feeling?

Regretting I ever taught my Mom how to text.


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