One-Liners

Charlie Wilson's War: ? If only politics were still this entertaining.

Sweeney Todd:? For anyone who hated Borat, you can watch Johnny Depp slit Sacha Baron Cohen's throat.

There Will Be Blood: ? A movie about big oil screwing over the common man; in other words, every Whartonite's dream.

The Diving Bell and the Butterfly: A blinking, quadrapalegic writer exhibits better tear-duct control than every audience member.

Juno: A girl gets preggers and makes viewers laugh hard enough to break the water. National Treasure II: 10th grade history was never this exciting or uninformative.

The Great Debaters: 1930s Texas race conflict with preaching, not debating. Denzel's the only great part.

Atonement: A family favorite for Yom Kippur.

I'm Not There: If you had this many split personalities, you'd croon like a folky frog, too.

Alvin and the Chipmunks: Yeaahh... we didn't see this. Neither should you.

Elizabeth: The Golden Age: Nothing golden about this piece of overly ornate fluff.

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