Street: There are two types of people at Penn... Dean Tye: Kids who like Animaniacs and kids who don’t like Animaniacs. Drew Tye: Twins and those who didn’t share the womb. I pity those who went at it alone.
Street: Most underrated thing about Penn? Drew: Dean. Wait… does this mean he’s not underrated anymore?
Street: The most overrated? Dean: Drew. And I had an extra nine months to judge.
Street: Least appreciated thing about Philadelphia? Dean: Local concert venues because, as the Grateful Dead said, “The music never stops.” Drew: Ritz Theatres. In this case, smaller is better.
Street: What was your last purchase? Dean: My freedom from a Mexican drug cartel in Acapulco. Spring Break 2009! Drew: Cinnamon Teddy Grahams for my Friars. They’re both frickin’ sweet.
Street: You’re walking into a party. What is playing in the background? Dean: The Grateful Dead, Bob Dylan, Umphrey’s McGee… oh, and a little Josh Grobin. He lifts me up. Drew: If it’s a quieter party: Indigo Girls, Joni Mitchell, Brandi Carlile and all things femme folk-rock. If it’s a dance party: Earth, Wind and Fire. It puts me in the best mood.
Street: What’s one of your guilty pleasures? Drew: Golden Girls. Bea Arthur is my homeboy. Dean: Secretly deleting Drew’s Golden Girls episodes from our home DVR. Drew: Wait. What?
Street: Who is the coolest person you have ever met? Dean: It’s a toss up: Donald Rumsfeld or Ice-T. Drew: I met Ian Ziering and Tom Brokaw in a Vail mountain lodge. I’m still not sure if they were there together. That’d make Under the Button headlines.
Street: What goes in your Chipotle burrito? Drew: I’d begin with shredded pork. Forgoing rice and beans leaves room for extra delicious accoutrement. Lots of corn, sour cream, guac and lettuce, por favor. Dean: 2,000 milligrams of sodium and a quadruple bypass in 20 years.
Street: Smoke’s or getting smoked out? Dean: Both of them can kiss my Blarney Stones. Drew: Smoke's is like In-'n'-Out Burger. You drive up, get your fix of who’s who and leave with a stomach ache.
Street: Best Van Pelt alternative? Dean: A Lazyboy chair and a 50-inch TV screen. Drew: My bed.
Street: You just arrived at your 10-year college reunion. What would people be most surprised to hear about you? Dean: That I starred as Quagmire in the live action movie of Family Guy. Giggity giggity. Drew: That I did what Hilary Clinton couldn’t do. Oval office, baby. Dean: Don’t you mean Ovary Office?
