QUESTIONS:

Faced with the infamous button outside Van Pelt, you: a) Have sex under it. b) Smoke a cigarette while sitting near it. c) Blog about it. d) Take the kids you babysit to play on it.

You walk into Pottruck. Where do you go? a) The Pilates studio, obvi. b) The machine in the corner of the third floor. You don’t like to exercise in public. c) The basketball court, bro. d) Smoothie first! Next stop elliptical and Bosu ball behind the basketball courts.

It’s 10 a.m. on a Friday. Where are you? a) Someone else’s couch — weirdly, he offers to whip you up an omelette. b) Just leaving your 9 a.m. recitation. c) In the library. Been there since 10 p.m. d) Brunch with your boyfriend’s parents.

Your fave 90s dance? a) The Macarena. b) Cotton Eyed Joe. c) Mambo No. 5. d) YMCA.

During your high school prom you were... a) Freaking out about the stain on your Alaia dress. b) Dancing to Fatboy Slim with the nerdiest girl in school. c) At home watching “I Love the 80s.” d) Choking on a jawbreaker.

What shoes are in your closet? b) Black stretchy Steve Madden platforms. b) Skechers. c) Baby blue Adidas shelltops. d) Glittery jelly shoes.

Most embarrassing moment? a) AIMed your crush asking to go to the movies. b) Tripped on the steps of College Hall in front of Leah Popowich. c) Serenaded your crush via voicemail… until her dad picked up. d) Got hit in the face with a volleyball in front of the Sigma Chi house.

Your AIM screen name is: a) lancebassluvr. b) pikachu3000. c) sk8trboy89. d) your name backwards.

Your celeb crush is: a) Carson Daly. b) Howie Dorough. c) Mandy Moore. d) Aaron Carter.

ANSWERS:

Mostly As: Vanilla Frosting Sparkler Lip Smackers You are the life of the party, girl! You are on top of all the latest trends, and you know how to have a good time. You would definitely catch the eye of a hot VJ like Carson. Just be careful that you don’t miss an IM from him while you’re at the mall buying a new tattoo choker.

Mostly Bs: Dr Pepper Lip Smackers You’re not afraid to be yourself. Instead of liking the most popular girl in school or the hottest Backstreet Boy, you gravitate to the people with the most personality. And that’s okay — if you dance the Cotton Eyed Joe with pride, everyone will want to be your friend.

Mostly Cs: Blistex Clear Advance for Men You are on top of the latest technology, be it the new tamagotchi or an extremely complex AIM profile. You're really sporty — you love to skateboard and ride your Razor scooter — but you also have a sensitive side. Don’t be shy to send Mandy Moore a love song tape in the mail. Girls love romantics like you.

Mostly Ds: Cherry Chapstick You are as sweet as a lollipop. You like to read the Alice series, and you like to match your pink jelly shoes with your pink Prada backpack. Like Drew Barrymore in Never Been Kissed, you’re a little klutzy, but don’t let that get you down. All the kids at school will absolutely adore you when they get to know how awesome and kind you are.