Earlier this week, an ancient horse statue was recovered in Hawaii, barely escaping an attempted theft by an imposter posing as a Mrs. Carol Brady’s deceased husband, who had originally discovered the statue shortly before being murdered under mysterious circumstances.
Mrs. Brady was kidnapped from her home in California by said imposter, who had integrated himself into the Brady family, taking the family for shopping trips and gifting Mike Brady’s son, Peter, with a pair of nunchucks.
The imposter was discovered by super sleuths and step–siblings Bobby and Cindy Brady, who had recently been given a detective kit.
The entire incident is thought to be Jan Brady’s fault.
Well, that’s almost how it happened. The real life case isn’t as exciting as A Very Brady Sequel.
In England, a Qing dynasty vase was discovered that fetched $69.5 million in auction. Much more than it would have gone for in Mrs. Brady’s proposed Women’s Club charity auction.
No word on whether the vase was housed in a home with six reckless children who were prone to card castles and spilling grape juice on priceless artifacts.
