One Track Mind: "Bump It"

Times have been rough for Real Housewife of D.C. and White House party crasher Michaele Salahi. As a member of the only installment of the franchise not renewed for a second season, Salahi’s desperation to suck the teat of modest relevancy has taken her to Miami for her inaugural performance of “Bump It” to the poor saps unfortunate enough to be NBC’s studio audience that day. Salahi kicks off with poignant self–reflection, “Like I’m so hot, and like, you’re so not”. The well’s run dry.