Mythbusters: Dorm Room Alchemy

Like medieval chemists trying to turn lead to gold, such was my task in trying to find a way to transmute Banker's Club vodka into something worthy of being inside a human being. To do so, I turned to a long–time ally of the college student: the Brita filter. The results? Surprisingly, the taste was noticeably smoother. This is important stuff, folks. Maybe stealing that handle from a frat last Friday night wasn’t such a bad idea after all.

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a deconstruction of thank u, next

Listened to thank u, next recently? Feel out of loop in the world of music pop culture? Have no fear! Here’s a detailed deconstruction of every line in Ariana Grande’s new hit song.

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Eliot Kaplan recounts his experience as Street Editor–in–Chief in 1978 and how routine brought him sanity.

Street in the Early 1970s: Getting off the Ground

Arnie Holland talks about what 34th Street means to him 50 years later, and how he helped get the publication into rackboxes all around Philly as Editor–in–Chief from Feb. 1970—to Feb. 1971.