The wait is over. We counted your votes. Then we devised a complicated electoral college system and picked some winners. Then we threw out the electoral system because fuck that. It was entirely up to you, the readers. DEMOCRACY. FREEDOM. AMERICA. Anyway, here they are in all their glory, your Class of 2013 Senior Superlatives. They’re not technically Culturally Elite but a) who is? and b) who cares?

Editor’s Note: Feel free to pull out this section and keep it as separate from the magazine. Because in the real world, pulling out is only 75% effective and kind of sucks. In the Street world, it totally works and is totally awesome.


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