Office worker: I'm so excited to eat my carb for today.

 

Post–Grad: Amanda Bynes' twitter, is like, how I make it through my week.

 

Girl 1: I have to go home to re–accessorize. It'll be like a whole different outfit.

Girl 2: OMG, you are so smart.

 

Bro: I really want to watch Harry Potter. See what I've been missing out on.

 

Junior girl: I don't know. There was tortellini everywhere.