Mudder’s Milk

“All the protein, vitamins and carbs of your grandma's best turkey dinner, plus fifteen percent alcohol.”—Jayne Cobb


1 ¾ cups chilled liquid soylent

5 oz. of Smirnoff vodka (anything lower–shelf will make this unbearable, anything higher is a waste of good vodka)

1 cunning hat (optional)

Mix soylent and vodka in a blender ball bottle and head to the gym for an early morning workout. Wear hat if chilly.