Girl at the Clark Park farmers’ market: I’m going to freak out if we actually interact with the Amish.

Lanky boy in line for Magic Carpet: I want to live in New York, but by 30 I definitely want a penthouse.

AKPsi member at a frat pregame: Cheers to Excel!

Runner to other runner on Walnut: But you’ve shat yourself during a race too, right?

Intellectual whiter than Philly cream cheese: I think if you’re solidly middle class, you send your kid to Drexel.