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How to Stay Warm During Rush

Because nothing says sisterhood like hypothermia.

1. After each house you enter, sneak as many napkins out as you can and stuff them in your clothes for insulation.

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2. Buy a trendy snowsuit with formal attire printed on top.

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3. Convince a girl in line to drop so you can steal her black Canada Goose jacket—you need it more.

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4. Huddle like penguins outside each house. Bonus points if you push the most competitive potential new members to the outside of the circle.

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5. Do shots in between each round.

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6. Evolve into a cold-blooded creature that has no need for body heat.

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7. Risk E. coli: get Chipotle with salsa that's spicy enough to make you sweat and eat it while you're in line.


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8. Wear a suitable jacket that isn’t necessarily attractive.

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