Judgmental girl in
Huntsman: That is such a
you story.
Guy: Why?
Girl: Because you fuck up.
Guy in VP: I'm trying to buy a GSR for Theos.
Lost girl on 17th and Walnut Streets: We're almost at the Empire State Building.
Best Boss Ever: I don't care if my employees come to work high.
Overzealous Polisci Major: The only thing I want to do in this life is not be a communist.
Girl Setting Back Feminism Several Hundred Years: I need a boyfriend so he can do my taxes.
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