A "Brooke": We can't have too many 'Brookes' in this sorority. We can't have too many girls named Brooke because it would take away the uniqueness of THE Brooke.
Freshman boy in BBB: I don’t know what it means to SABS but I feel like I'm good at it.
Guy getting arrested at Brunch: I wasn't trying to climb the fence. I was trying to see if it was possible.
FroGro cashier: Her waist was about eight inches, but her booty was infinite.
Optimistic first timers: We can do this. We're Ivy leaguers. DARE commercials always made it look so easy.
