Overheards 11.17.16

Grand MILF with no boundaries: How many of you know where your foreskins went?

GrandMILF with no boundaries: How many of you know where your foreskins went?

Party Pooper: Shitting is my favorite thing. It's, like, my number one hobby.

Deep(throat) Professor: What about the dick did you not like?

One less lonely girl: Last night I called Amazon customer service because I was lonely.

Cersei Lannister: I was on Jswipe for a while, but then I found my brother so I had to delete it.

Girl who probably has multiple 'Summer Homes': I just feel like I can't wear them at this school because I'm afraid of offending poor girls.

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